Quaflegquam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent cobra.

Quaflegquam created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaflegquam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quaflegquam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quaflegquam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Quaflegquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.