Ladstigfad Cibomtfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical turtle.

Ladstigfad Cibomtfeb created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Ladstigfad Cibomtfeb, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ladstigfad Cibomtfeb, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ladstigfad Cibomtfeb's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Ladstigfad Cibomtfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Ladstigfad Cibomtfeb must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.