Veenhogdad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying manatee.

Veenhogdad created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Veenhogdad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veenhogdad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Veenhogdad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Veenhogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never wear white trousers.

4. Run away if five dogs approach from the north.

5. Do not make images of living things.