Fatrighab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical hare.

Fatrighab created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatrighab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fatrighab, he will destroy your home planet.

Fatrighab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fatrighab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fatrighab.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never sit in the presence of otters.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always help shrews.