Stiptaildod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm elephant.

Stiptaildod created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stiptaildod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stiptaildod, it will turn you into a worm.

Stiptaildod's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Stiptaildod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.