Libvadren is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage crane.

Libvadren created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libvadren, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libvadren, he will ignore you.

Libvadren's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Libvadren's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Libvadren loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not chop down trees.