Zanbadtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, passionate human.

Zanbadtonk created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zanbadtonk, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zanbadtonk, it will not care at all.

Zanbadtonk's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zanbadtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Fast once a month.