Kabgilhig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous centaur.

Kabgilhig created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabgilhig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kabgilhig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kabgilhig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Kabgilhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.