Fubfitsin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured toad.

Fubfitsin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubfitsin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fubfitsin, it will turn you into a plant.

Fubfitsin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fubfitsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never sing near porpoises.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not speak about corn.