Vogbun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating goat.

Vogbun created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vogbun, she will turn you into a mole.

Vogbun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vogbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vogbun's name in vain.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed aubergines to rats while wearing red shirts.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide if six tapirs approach from the east.