Tadflowloop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent beaver.

Tadflowloop created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadflowloop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tadflowloop, he will turn you into a mole.

Tadflowloop's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tadflowloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.