Mabbellvolmitzaklim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident wyrm.

Mabbellvolmitzaklim created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbellvolmitzaklim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mabbellvolmitzaklim, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mabbellvolmitzaklim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mabbellvolmitzaklim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mabbellvolmitzaklim.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.