Volgabyet is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic mouse.

Volgabyet created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Volgabyet, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volgabyet, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Volgabyet's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Volgabyet's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.