Pagdaptab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, capable squirrel.

Pagdaptab created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Pagdaptab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pagdaptab, he will turn you into a tree.

Pagdaptab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pagdaptab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Retreat if five badgers approach from the north.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.