Vegmotwat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, confident hare.

Vegmotwat created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegmotwat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vegmotwat, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vegmotwat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vegmotwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.