Bonlikmif is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful chicken.

Bonlikmif created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonlikmif, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonlikmif, she will turn you into a tree.

Bonlikmif's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bonlikmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.