Cimyartyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing weasel.

Cimyartyarl created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimyartyarl, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cimyartyarl, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cimyartyarl's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cimyartyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never mention frogs.