Gamteenbog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-confident fox.

Gamteenbog created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamteenbog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gamteenbog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gamteenbog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gamteenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Do not dye your hair green.