Sasfarfag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, thoughtless chinchilla.

Sasfarfag created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasfarfag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sasfarfag, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sasfarfag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sasfarfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never laugh in holy places.