Pangtig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty cobra.

Pangtig created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangtig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pangtig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pangtig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Pangtig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never skip in the presence of geese.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.