Dagyartnurtyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, moody cow.

Dagyartnurtyarl created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagyartnurtyarl, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dagyartnurtyarl, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dagyartnurtyarl's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dagyartnurtyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dagyartnurtyarl.

2. You must pray to Dagyartnurtyarl eight times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help whales in need.