Pidqueegbif is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-knowing wyrm.

Pidqueegbif created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidqueegbif, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pidqueegbif, he will destroy your home planet.

Pidqueegbif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pidqueegbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Always obey Pidqueegbif's priests.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Retreat if four seals approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.