Nillhubweg is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witty gerbil.

Nillhubweg created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillhubweg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nillhubweg, she will cry a lot.

Nillhubweg's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nillhubweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear green shirts.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray immersed in water.