Litzencad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, vain capybara.

Litzencad created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litzencad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Litzencad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Litzencad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Litzencad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.