Hatwigkam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage crow.

Hatwigkam created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatwigkam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hatwigkam, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hatwigkam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hatwigkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Always help nematodes in need.