Wodsanbell Megfar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, happy badger.

Wodsanbell Megfar created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodsanbell Megfar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wodsanbell Megfar, it will curse you with boils.

Wodsanbell Megfar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wodsanbell Megfar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Worship no other gods but Wodsanbell Megfar.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. You must love Wodsanbell Megfar.