Fitgatbot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, moody faun.

Fitgatbot created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitgatbot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fitgatbot, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fitgatbot's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fitgatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Fitgatbot.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray immersed in water.