Stikfubgov is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy centipede.

Stikfubgov created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikfubgov, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stikfubgov, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Stikfubgov's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stikfubgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats in need.

2. You must pray to Stikfubgov six times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.