Flappasflap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise mouse.

Flappasflap created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flappasflap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flappasflap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flappasflap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Flappasflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not jump in public.