Rilwotmig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing eagle.

Rilwotmig created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilwotmig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rilwotmig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rilwotmig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rilwotmig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Never laugh in the presence of tapirs.