Sinjondun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic skunk.

Sinjondun created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinjondun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sinjondun, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sinjondun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sinjondun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about comets.