Mifmifpas is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish monkey.

Mifmifpas created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifmifpas, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mifmifpas, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mifmifpas' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mifmifpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Mifmifpas loves seals, so they must be honoured.