Gebsak Bassdusslidguparmsitmid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous gnu.

Gebsak Bassdusslidguparmsitmid created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebsak Bassdusslidguparmsitmid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gebsak Bassdusslidguparmsitmid, he will manifest in front of you.

Gebsak Bassdusslidguparmsitmid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gebsak Bassdusslidguparmsitmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gebsak Bassdusslidguparmsitmid's priests.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.