Bustarbed is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet wren.

Bustarbed created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Bustarbed, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bustarbed, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bustarbed's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bustarbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think about comets.