Gigfobfot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable fly.

Gigfobfot created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigfobfot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gigfobfot, it will turn you into a dog.

Gigfobfot's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gigfobfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help cats.