Inglargab Mabriphinbom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty seal.

Inglargab Mabriphinbom created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Inglargab Mabriphinbom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Inglargab Mabriphinbom, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Inglargab Mabriphinbom's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Inglargab Mabriphinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Put Inglargab Mabriphinbom first in all things.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.