Cungepqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing skunk.

Cungepqueeg created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Cungepqueeg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cungepqueeg, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cungepqueeg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cungepqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Never paint your head blue.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.