Yikbamgid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced pig.

Yikbamgid created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Yikbamgid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikbamgid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yikbamgid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yikbamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to sheep while wearing purple hats.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Yikbamgid loves goats, so they must be respected.