Dissfadbephannibhambepkab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless butterfly.

Dissfadbephannibhambepkab created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Dissfadbephannibhambepkab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dissfadbephannibhambepkab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dissfadbephannibhambepkab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dissfadbephannibhambepkab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five titanium sculptures of Dissfadbephannibhambepkab on top of important buildings.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.