Quimkaptail is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable zebra.

Quimkaptail created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimkaptail, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quimkaptail, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Quimkaptail's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Quimkaptail's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of squirrels.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Quimkaptail on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.