Taltarpdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm goose.

Taltarpdoss created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taltarpdoss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Taltarpdoss, he will have a low opinion of you.

Taltarpdoss' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Taltarpdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Worship no other gods but Taltarpdoss.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.