Stragbapwad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking hydra.

Stragbapwad created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbapwad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragbapwad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stragbapwad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Stragbapwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Run away from violet ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Put Stragbapwad first in all things.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Do not run in public.