Rullmobdob is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful alligator.

Rullmobdob created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullmobdob, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rullmobdob, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rullmobdob's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rullmobdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Rullmobdob must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.