Wiggildog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent grasshopper.

Wiggildog created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Wiggildog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wiggildog, she will not care.

Wiggildog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wiggildog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Wiggildog loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Run away if five tapirs approach from the north.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.