Artarfbif is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered raven.

Artarfbif created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Artarfbif, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Artarfbif, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Artarfbif's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Artarfbif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Artarfbif on top of all buildings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.