Faddutjat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest dolphin.

Faddutjat created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Faddutjat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Faddutjat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Faddutjat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Faddutjat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Faddutjat on top of all buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.