Yamgarril is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, confident sheep.

Yamgarril created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamgarril, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yamgarril, he will destroy your home solar system.

Yamgarril's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yamgarril's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Do not stand on grass.