Zanfomdin Jabarfzim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humorless skunk.

Zanfomdin Jabarfzim created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zanfomdin Jabarfzim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zanfomdin Jabarfzim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zanfomdin Jabarfzim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zanfomdin Jabarfzim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zanfomdin Jabarfzim.

2. You must love Zanfomdin Jabarfzim.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.