Madqueeghinpid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying owl.

Madqueeghinpid created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madqueeghinpid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Madqueeghinpid, it will turn you into a goat.

Madqueeghinpid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Madqueeghinpid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven horses approach from the south.

2. Madqueeghinpid loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Never laugh near dogs.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Madqueeghinpid loves manatees, so they must be honoured.