Fitvadbellgarsabcanrow Stikgeppark is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful chicken.

Fitvadbellgarsabcanrow Stikgeppark created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fitvadbellgarsabcanrow Stikgeppark, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fitvadbellgarsabcanrow Stikgeppark, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fitvadbellgarsabcanrow Stikgeppark's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fitvadbellgarsabcanrow Stikgeppark's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve moths, for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Fitvadbellgarsabcanrow Stikgeppark seven times a day.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not cook food in pots.